"Who are you?" I hear you think.
The answer is Maik Hempel. Hi, and welcome to my virtual
lounge room / cyber kitchen / digital toilet.
Within
these here synthetic walls, you will find everything you've
always wanted to know about me (or not) and the things
I do that keep me up at night. I hope you enjoy them as
much as I sweated blood and urine making them.

Maik