Who are you? I hear you think. The answer is Maik Hempel. Hi, and welcome to my virtual lounge room / cyber kitchen / digital toilet.
Within these here synthetic walls, you will find everything you've always wanted to know about me (or not) and the things I do that keep me up at night. I hope you enjoy them as much as I sweated blood and urine making them.
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Maik
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